Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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