I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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