Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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