After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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