i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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