if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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