Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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