5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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