awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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