U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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