i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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