Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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