its not stalking. its research.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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