either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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