i just google imaged poop.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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