i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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