Dual....:-)
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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