What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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