Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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