I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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