Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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