i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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