How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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