3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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