everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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