she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't deserve a penis
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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