This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you still have your period?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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