Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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