Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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