So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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