just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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