dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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