Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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