so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I wear drunk well.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
