so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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