why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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