That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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