Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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