So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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