im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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