'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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