with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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