i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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