its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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