yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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