i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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