Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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