I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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