What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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