I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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