Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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