why didn't you poke me back
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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