I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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