He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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