So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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