My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
