Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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