its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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