i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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