Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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