omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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